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"PUNS, NOT
GUNS!" Manifesto
Some claim that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Dan,
rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of community." Choose your weepin'!
I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained minds can
produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a righting
instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the dis'armament
business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good. With puns,
and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side fits all.
In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the price of won. Sometimes
it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they say, "sinner takes
all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play on wars (a mortality play
for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation to paranormal parents).
Let's have some serious fun (a free for all). Justice is no yoke. Think good
that the pun is mightier than the sword!
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