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Top Pun brings you Funny Slogans and Sayings in order to Maximize Prophets.  Get your funny slogans on all of your favorite products, such as T-shirts, buttons, bumperstickers, stickers, posters, and coffee mugs.   FunnySlogansAndSayings.com is an affiliate of TopPun.com - Maximizing Prophets, the epicenter of peacemaking.

 

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In 1996, I suffered multiple strokes of genius and I was left unable not to speak -- Top Pun was born.  Top Pun, the "pun name" for Dan Rutt, the soul proprietor of this joyful busyness.  Top Pun is the "Top Gun" of the peace business, always looking for the perfect takeoff and a peace of the action.  I am a paronomasiac committed to peace and justice, an example of puns gone good.  I founded TopPun.com to assure double meaning full work, combining serious social action with playful irreverence. By sharing a little peace of mine, I can fulfill my mission: to maximize prophets!  If you love peace-filled puns, check out Top Pun's "Puns Not Guns" Manifesto.  Due the write thing!  (though some say it's just a phrase I'm going through).

 

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"PUNS, NOT GUNS!" Manifesto

Some claim that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Dan, rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of community." Choose your weepin'! I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained minds can produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a righting instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the dis'armament business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good. With puns, and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side fits all. In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the price of won. Sometimes it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they say, "sinner takes all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play on wars (a mortality play for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation to paranormal parents). Let's have some serious fun (a free for all). Justice is no yoke. Think good that the pun is mightier than the sword!  Download PUNS NOT GUNS Manifesto.

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